Plastic surgery is all the rage, isn’t it? Like, Boob Jobs are so common these days, Teenagers get ‘em as a graduation present, or they get ‘em done at the DMV while waiting in line for their learner’s permit…

Just another step in growing up: Today, boob jobs — tomorrow, lube jobs…

Frankly, just between you and me, I have never been able to figure out why we guys buy into all these phony boobs. I mean – they’re plastic! Like… dentures! At least dentures do something. All that boobs ever do is show up.
But we guys are hooked. Hell — women would never go for bullshit like that! Or would you ladies go crazy over a guy whose wallet is stuffed with maxed-out plastic?? Well, would you? Would you?

Here is something else that puzzles me about boob jobs… I’m not being racist, I swear to God, so don’t even go there-!! But — are boob jobs a white thing? I mean, do only white women have boob jobs? We all see hundreds and hundreds of white boobie-pops every day… on the street, on TV, in movies, in magazines… But I can’t think of one single sister who flies plastic balloons. Oprah’s are real! Hallee Berry’s are real!

From what I can tell, the sisters don’t need them. And even if they did, they wouldn’t want them. I guess that’s the difference between “let’s pretend” and “keeping it real.”

Markie

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