OK, I tried it. And I must say — it’s quite a marvel! I mean, to begin with, this is the most fun drugs-quitting drug ever invented, because you can continue “using” while quitting! Sorta like checking into rehab, taking along a case of booze and a stash of coke, or like a thief on parole still being given license to steal. Wonderful! THE drug for the times! So, if you ask me if Chantix works – yer damn right it does! I’ve been on it for two weeks now, at $140.00 a pack, and I’m only smoking now when I feel like it!
Side effects? Well, as they say, it affects everybody differently. Me? It stones the dickens out of me… I bump into walls, speak backwards, throw trash into the toilet and pee in the garbage can. It’s very pleasant, though, I enjoy it very much.
Not too many other side effects (would I even notice if there were any?). Oh – except for the cost, of course. Buying cigarettes AND Chantix gets a bit expensive! So, I cut down on food… Oh, right, that reminds me — food doesn’t taste very good on Chantix, so you won’t miss it if you don’t have any. Beer tastes downright awful on Chantix, so, if you’re anything like me, you’ll probably stop drinking it, save more money and lose even more weight!
Sex is fine on Chantix. That’s good, isn’t it? And, speaking of sex, the great thing about quitting smoking on Chantix is that you can STILL enjoy that cigarette “afterwards”! Yeah! How cool is that!
So, yes, I give Chantix a strong thumbs-up! Except, I can’t tell my thumb from my big toe (that’s my not-rude, clean, version). Let’s just say, I give it five stars. Oh, darn, Chantix has made me dyslexic, so I can’t count that far. Fine — I give it a happy face! Yayyy! 
:):)
Mad Markie in Savannah, GA, where humor and comedy are regarded as bad manners.
