Talking about Adam and Eve… that wasn’t really a snake in Paradise, you know — oh, no. That was just a little worm. Uh-huh, a teeny, weenie, little, worm. It’s just that Eve, already typically female, exaggerated and made a big, bad, snake out of it (there was no way she was gonna go down in history as having been seduced by a teeny, weenie, little worm). That was just fine with Adam, because Adam was already typically male, and we all know how guys are about size. And God was OK with it, because it made for good Bible box office. Mind you, exercising His magnanimous, mischievous, sense of humor, God left a symbolic clue to the real story: He turned the frisky little worm into Eve’s clitoris to serve as a perky invitation to a bite into the apple for ever more.
Oh, and Adam wasn’t the first human, you know. There was a Beta version before him: Murphy. Yes, Murphy. You know…
Trouble was that Murphy was a mess, and everything about him went wrong. Hence — Murphy’s Law. So, God took him back to the lab and made Adam out of him.
Just theories. I might be wrong!
Markie 
