Squares are cranky circles.

Anchovies are sardines with an attitude.

Limes are envious lemons.

Hair has nowhere else to go.

Endings are beginnings taking a nap.

Erasers are bulimic.

Humor is music in reverse.

Neither trouble, nor love, make appointments

Time Is A Rubber Band… Moments Are The Bricks of Eternity

Heaven is an empty space. It is the absence of everything that makes it such a simple, happy, place.

Do memories take pictures of themselves?

One-Night-Stands are jokes in search of a punch-line.

Our first experience in life of rejection, eviction, and abandonment, is birth.

The worst thing about being alone is that there is no none to share it with.

The worst kind of feeling alone, is feeling alone when you’re with someone.

In any relationship, whoever cares the least, wields the most power.

Cheers!

Markie

http://www.markwirtz.com
P.S. What are needles doing in a haystack, anyway? There probably aren’t any, which is why nobody can find them.